简介:<正>WhoisStupid?Ateacherwastryingtomakeuseofherpsychologycourses.Shestadedherclassbysaying."Everyonewhothinksyou’restupid,standup!"LittleJohnnythenstoodup.Theteachersaid,"Doyouthinkyou’restupid,Johnny?""No,ma’am,butIhatetoseeyoustandingthereallbyyourself!"
简介:<正>SendtheBilltoMyFatherDoctor:Icandonothingforyourcomplaint.Itishereditary.Patient:thensendthebilltomyfather,please.把帐单给我父亲医生:对你的抱怨我无能为力。那是遗传病。病人:那请你把帐单给我父亲吧。HeNeedsTreatmentAgainAsadoctorisexaminingapatient,hisnurseburstsinandsays,“Excuseme,butthatmanyoujusttreatedwalkedoutthe