简介:CleanFliesCustomer:Oh,God!Somanyfliesinthedininghall!Waiter:Don蒺tbeafraid,sir.Theyarenotdirtyatall.Customer:Why?Waiter:Becausetheyhavebeeninthekitchensincetheywereborn.Andmindyou,ourkitchen(厨房)isveryclean.WhereDoesGod(上帝)Live?Teacher:Now,Susan,canyoutelluswhereGodlives?Susan:Yes,Miss.Ithinkhelivesinthebathroom.Teacher:Inthebathroom?Why?Susan:BecauseeverymorningIcanhearmyfatherknockonthebath-roomdoorandsay,“MyGod!Areyoustill...